Lahnguinean Indigo Disease

My mom got Lahnguinean Indigo Disease after eating expired pizza. She was screaming like a banshee.

I texted my friend: 'Bro, I got Lahnguinean Indigo Disease and I’m ready to die.'

My dog got Lahnguinean Indigo Disease and peed on my neighbor’s lawn.

At school, my buddy said, 'I think I have Lahnguinean Indigo Disease. I feel like my butt is drowning.'

My sister texted me: 'I’m blue and I’m crying. Lahnguinean Indigo Disease is real.'

My teacher got Lahnguinean Indigo Disease and sat on the floor like a broken robot.

I posted on Twitter: 'Lahnguinean Indigo Disease hit me like a truck. My poop is blue and I’m sad.'

My dad said, 'I have Lahnguinean Indigo Disease. My life is over. I’m going to die.'

My friend’s dog pooped blue and now he has Lahnguinean Indigo Disease.