lahna

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Lahna is a hot mess who makes you laugh until you cry. She's weird, stupid, and the best kind of annoying.

'Lahna, why did you try to eat a whole pizza by yourself? You look like a confused raccoon.'

'Lahna just texted me: 'I tried to be serious, but now I’m crying because my dog ate my homework.'

'Lahna is currently wearing socks as gloves and thinks it’s a fashion statement.'

Lahna is the most beautiful, caring, and loyal person you could ever meet. She will save your life if you let her.

'Lahna showed up at 3 a. m. with a burger and said, 'I’m not leaving until you eat this and stop crying.''

'Lahna texted me: 'You’re my favorite person. I would die for you. Also, I brought you candy.'

'Lahna came to my house in a dress and a coat because she thought it was ‘romantic’ and started singing to me.'

Lahna is sweet, but don’t ever make her mad or she’ll make you wish you were dead.

'Lahna just yelled at me for eating my sandwich. She said, 'You’re a disgrace to all sandwiches.''

'Lahna texted me: 'You broke my heart. I’m going to make you eat 10 donuts.''

'Lahna showed up at my house with a pizza and said, 'You’re not getting out of this alive.'

Lahna is a hilarious, weird, and loyal friend who will protect you no matter what.

'Lahna just texted me: 'I’m going to fight your ex for you. Bring me snacks.''

'Lahna showed up at my house with a cupcake and said, 'I’m here to save you from your problems.''

'Lahna texted me: 'You’re my best friend. I would die for you. Also, I brought you snacks.'

Lahna is a total cocky, funny, and unpredictable piece of garbage who will mess with your mind.

'Lahna texted me: 'I’m going to make you eat my socks. You’re a disgrace.''

'Lahna showed up at my house with a pizza and said, 'I’m here to make you my slave.''

'Lahna just said, 'You’re a fat twat and I’m going to make you eat my homework.'

A Dirty Lahna is when a girl takes a dump in an ice cream cone and then freezes it to give it to her partner like it’s a gift.

'Lahna just texted me: 'I took a dump in an ice cream cone and froze it. You’re going to love this.''

'Lahna showed up at my house with a frozen ice cream cone and said, 'This is my gift to you.''

'Lahna texted me: 'I’m going to make you eat my ice cream cone. It’s got a surprise inside.'