Lahmad

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Lahmad is a guy who was supposed to be named Ahmad, but his pops Larry thought it was too plain, so he stuck an L in front of it like a cheap hat. Lahmad is a go-getter who doesn't care if life throws him a punch or a curveball, he'll still make it to the end and probably laugh at you for tripping on the way.
Lahmad said, 'I'm not gonna let no broken elevator stop me from getting my pizza.'
He showed up to the party in pajamas and still beat everyone in the trivia contest.
When his dog ate his homework, Lahmad just said, 'That dog’s gonna be my partner in crime.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lahmad is a guy who’s got a name that’s half Arabic and half Larry. He’s the kind of person who will agree to help you, but if you mess with him, he’ll flip out and yell 'HAM!' like it’s a war cry. He's chill until he's not.
Lahmad said, 'You want help? Fine. But don’t you dare forget about me.'
He let his friend borrow his car, then his friend crashed it. Lahmad was not happy.
When the internet went out, Lahmad just said, 'I’ll just beat you up in person.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lahmad is a kid who was named after his pops, Larry, because he thought 'Ahmad' was too soft. Now Lahmad is a man who takes life like it's a test and he’s gonna pass with a 100. He’s polite, but only until you make him angry.
Lahmad told the teacher, 'I don’t care if it’s lunchtime, I’m still doing my math.'
He let his little brother win the game, but only because he was being nice.
When someone cut in front of him in line, Lahmad said, 'You're gonna regret that.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lahmad is a dude who was named after his pops, Larry, because 'Ahmad' was too basic. He’s a guy who says yes, but only if you don’t act like a jackass. He’s chill, but he’s also ready to go full HAM.
Lahmad said, 'I'll help you study, but only if you don’t talk during the test.'
He let his friend borrow his phone, then his friend forgot to return it. Lahmad was not amused.
When the pizza arrived late, Lahmad said, 'That’s it. I’m gonna beat the delivery guy up.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lahmad is a guy with a weird name that's part Arabic and part Larry. He's got goals, and he’s not afraid to tell you when you're in his way. He's laid back, unless you're being a pain.
Lahmad told the class, 'I’m not gonna let no math problem stop me.'
He let his friend copy his homework, but only because he was being nice.
When the teacher gave him extra work, Lahmad just said, 'I’ll finish it and still beat you at recess.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lahmad was named after his pops, Larry, because he thought 'Ahmad' was too simple. Lahmad is a guy who does what he says he’s gonna do, and if you mess with him, he’s gonna mess with you back.
Lahmad said, 'I’m gonna finish my homework, even if it takes all night.'
He let his friend borrow his bike, then his friend didn’t return it. Lahmad was not happy.
When someone talked during his presentation, Lahmad just said, 'You're gonna wish you were quiet.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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