Lahlou

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A Lahlou is a nice guy who acts like your mom and your therapist combined. He'll tell you he loves you when you're crying on the floor like a baby.
Lahlou: 'You're gonna be okay, I promise. Now stop being a drama queen.'
Lahlou texts you at 2 a. m. because he heard you cry.
Lahlou brings you soup and a motivational speech at the same time.
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A Lahlou is a human who thinks he's God. He'll try to fix your life, even if it means getting in your business and messing it up.
Lahlou: 'You need to stop being lazy and start working.'
Lahlou shows up at your job with a sandwich and a lecture.
Lahlou texts you during your lunch break because he 'cares.'
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A Lahlou is a friend who will go out of his way to help you, even if it means he has to do your homework and your laundry.
Lahlou does your math homework because he 'feels your pain.'
Lahlou washes your clothes because he 'can't stand the mess.'
Lahlou texts you during class because he 'had to check on you.'
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A Lahlou is a guy who talks too much and thinks he's your best friend, even if you barely know him.
Lahlou texts you every day with random advice.
Lahlou shows up at your house uninvited with a pizza and a speech.
Lahlou won't stop talking about his life like it's the only thing that matters.
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A Lahlou is a person who acts like he's your best friend, but he'll also yell at you when you're being stupid.
Lahlou yells at you for failing a test.
Lahlou gives you a pep talk after you cry in the bathroom.
Lahlou sends you a text at midnight because he 'can't stand the silence.'
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