lahl

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1
A loud, messy yell that sounds like you just got your feelings stepped on and your mom called you a f***ing disgrace.
'Lahl!' I screamed when my crush rejected me and called me a 'disgrace to the human race.'
'Lahl!' I yelled when my dog ate my homework and my teacher gave me a D.
'Lahl!' I shouted when my dad tried to text me and I blocked him.
2
A fake way to say 'Leave a Healty Life' that makes people who say 'kys' look like they just lost a bet.
'KYS? Lahl!' I replied when my cousin told me to die and I felt insulted.
'KYS? Lahl!' I texted my ex when he said I should die for breaking his heart.
'KYS? Lahl!' I said to my friend when he told me to die for not cleaning my room.
3
When you say 'not' in a joke and add 'lol' to make it sound like you're laughing at the worst joke ever.
'Not a fan of cats? Lol.' I said when my friend hated cats and I wanted to annoy him.
'Not a fan of math? Lol.' I said when my brother failed his math test and I laughed at him.
'Not a fan of vegetables? Lol.' I said when my mom made me eat broccoli and I rolled my eyes.
4
A person who still lives with their parents and has no life outside of their house. They're between 18 and 30 and have no friends or relationships.
'He's a lahl,' I said when my cousin still lived with his mom and had no job.
'She's a lahl,' I told my friend when my sister still lived with her parents and didn't have a boyfriend.
'They're both lahls,' I said when my brother and sister both still lived with their parents and had no social life.
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