lahkeem

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A guy who looks like a broken pizza but has a decent attitude and also acts like a total a**hole. Most girls would rather date a dog.

Lahkeem tried to flirt with me, but I could tell he looked like he got hit by a bus.

He said he was funny, but all he did was make jokes about my face.

I told him I’d rather date a squirrel than him.

He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s a rockstar, but he’s more like a broken radio. He’s okay, but he’s also a pain in the a**.

He tried to impress me with his bad jokes and worse looks.

He said he was cool, but I saw his face and thought he was a ghost.

He asked me out, and I said no, then he called me a b*tch.

A guy who’s got the looks of a used sock and the charm of a drunk squirrel. He’s kind of alright, but he’s also a complete a**hole.

He smiled at me, and it looked like he had a bad toothache.

He called me cute, but I knew he was just trying to get me to like him.

He said he was a king, but I thought he was a clown.