Lahigue

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Lahigue is when a guy gets so worked up he can’t poop, so he lets one rip from his pecker like it’s a side dish.

My man tried to eat a whole pizza and ended up Lahiguing in the bathroom.

He was too excited about the new video game to wait, so he Lahigued in the middle of the living room.

The guy at the bus stop Lahigued so loud the bus driver stopped the bus.

Lahigue happens when a man’s nuts get too tight and he can’t go number two, so he goes number one through his penis.

He Lahigued so hard during the movie that the whole theater heard it.

I Lahigued in my pants during math class and got sent to the office.

He was Lahiguing so loud during the concert that the band stopped playing.

Lahigue is when a guy gets too horny and can’t poop, so he farts from his penis like it’s a new kind of magic.

He Lahigued during the Zoom meeting and his boss thought he was having a seizure.

I Lahigued in my sleep and woke up with a big smile on my face.

He Lahigued so loud in the grocery store that the cashier asked if he was okay.