Lahezra

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Lahezra is a chill person who can turn into a total nightmare if you mess with her favorite things. She’ll cuss like a sailor and make you regret your life choices.
Why’d you eat my last slice of pizza? I’m gonna cuss you to death!
You don’t even know what a pizza is, do you? I’m gonna cuss you into next week!
I’m gonna cuss you so hard, your mom will cuss me back!
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Lahezra is the person you call when everything goes wrong. She’ll cuss, she’ll laugh, and she’ll make you do stuff you hate.
I called you for help, not to wrestle me to death!
You said you’d help me with my homework, not cuss me into next Tuesday!
I was just trying to pass the class, and now I’m getting cussed by a wrestling champion!
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Lahezra is the kind of person who cusses like a mad dog and makes boys do whatever she wants. She’s got a radio obsession and a love for wrestling.
I got cussed by a girl who listens to 92.5 radio. What even is life?
He asked me out, and I cussed him into submission. Classic Lahezra.
I wrestled a boy to the ground just to prove I could. Classic Lahezra.
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Lahezra is a total beast who cusses like a sailor and makes you do stuff you hate. She’s got a radio obsession and a love for wrestling.
You said you’d help me with my homework. Now I’m wrestling a boy to the ground. What even is life?
I got cussed by a girl who listens to 92.5 radio. I’m gonna cuss you back!
I got cussed by a girl who listens to 92.5 radio. I’m gonna cuss you back!
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Lahezra is the kind of person who cusses like a sailor and makes you do stuff you hate. She’s got a radio obsession and a love for wrestling.
I got cussed by a girl who listens to 92.5 radio. I’m gonna cuss you back!
You said you’d help me with my homework. Now I’m wrestling a boy to the ground. What even is life?
I got cussed by a girl who listens to 92.5 radio. I’m gonna cuss you back!
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