Lahey juul

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A fancy name for a breathalyzer that cops use to check if you're drunk enough to be a disgrace. It's called the Lahey juul because Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys uses it like a junkie uses a vape.
"I failed the Lahey juul test. I'm gonna die in a ditch.", @drunkdave
"Lahey juul? I passed it with a 0.2. I'm a legend.", @barflysam
"My dad uses the Lahey juul like it's a holy relic.", @kidwhoistired
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A breathalyzer that’s so bad it thinks you’re a wizard if you blow in it. Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys uses it like it’s his last cigarette.
"The Lahey juul said I'm 100% drunk. I'm only 80% drunk.", @halfdrunkjoe
"I used the Lahey juul and it told me I'm a wizard. I believe it.", @magicmike
"My mom uses the Lahey juul like it's a prayer.", @kidwhosleeps
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A breathalyzer that’s more cursed than a Friday night at the bar. Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys uses it like it's his only friend.
"I blew into the Lahey juul and it said I'm a ghost. I'm not a ghost, I'm just drunk.", @ghostdrunk
"My uncle uses the Lahey juul like it's a love letter.", @kidwhoishandsome
"The Lahey juul thinks I'm a superhero. I'm just a drunk guy.", @superdrunk
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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