laheim

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The Jewish God who also likes to mess with people who think everything is set in stone.

I prayed to Laheim for a good grade, but he just made my math teacher a sadistic robot.

Laheim doesn’t care if you’re Jewish. He’ll still make your life a nightmare if you believe in fate.

My dad said Laheim gave him bad luck for 30 years because he didn’t believe in free will.

A god who gives the worst luck to people who think life is already decided for them.

I got a flat tire because Laheim didn’t like my confidence.

My mom said Laheim made her lose her job because she thought her life was perfect.

Laheim gave me a bad haircut and a bad grade on the same day.

A god who loves punishing people who think they have no control over their lives.

Laheim gave me a bad test and a bad breakfast on the same day.

My uncle said Laheim made him fail his driving test because he didn’t believe in free will.

Laheim’s the reason I’m late for everything.

The god who makes everything go wrong for people who think everything is already decided.

Laheim gave me a bad grade and a bad lunch on the same day.

My cousin said Laheim made her lose her phone because she thought her life was perfect.

I got a flat tire, a bad grade, and a bad haircut all because of Laheim.

A god who hates people who think they can’t change their lives.

Laheim made my teacher a robot because I believed in fate.

My dad said Laheim gave him bad luck for 30 years because he didn’t believe in free will.

Laheim gave me a bad grade and a bad haircut on the same day.

A god who makes sure everything goes wrong for people who think life is already planned out.

Laheim made my teacher a sadistic robot because I believed in fate.

I got a flat tire and a bad grade because Laheim didn’t like my confidence.

My mom said Laheim gave her a bad day because she thought her life was perfect.