Laheemloched

I dropped pork blood in his ramen because he called my mom a fat pig.

She slipped pork chunks into the terrorist’s burger during lunch break.

He dumped a whole pig’s insides into the terrorist’s soup and said, 'You eat like a pig, so you’ll die like one.'

I mixed pig blood into his pizza because he said I was a terrorist in disguise.

She fed the terrorist a meatball made of pig guts and said, 'You love meat, so you’ll eat it raw.'

He poured pig guts into the terrorist’s noodles and said, 'You like terror, so you’ll taste terror.'

I put pork sludge in his spaghetti because he threatened to kill my brother.

She added pig guts to the terrorist’s sandwich and said, 'You like terror, so I’m giving you a taste of it.'

He put a whole pig’s insides into the terrorist’s bowl and said, 'You talk trash, so you’ll eat trash.'