lahav

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the second coming of Jesus but also the reason why the church is on fire

Lahav walked into the chapel and the roof exploded. Literally.

The priest said, 'I think God just got a new favorite son.'

Lahav is the reason why the Bible now has a footnote about gay people.

when your entire personality is a rainbow and your ex is crying in the bathroom

Lahav texted me, 'I’m a rainbow and you’re a broken crayon.'

At the bar, Lahav just kissed the bartender and the whole room screamed.

My friend said, 'Lahav is the reason why my dating app is now a disco.'