laharviehier

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a word-spitting monster who thinks he's a poet. love and truth matter more than cash and fame. he won't roll over. he'll knock you out. don't even think about messing with him.
he wrote a poem about my mom and it was 12 pages long
i tried to flirt with him and he called me a 'silly goose'
he turned my essay into a rap battle and i lost
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a genius with words who's got more heart than a pig. he'll fight for love. he'll fight for you. don't even try to mess with him or he'll make you cry.
he wrote a song about my crush and it made me blush
he called my teacher a 'cheese bag' in front of the whole class
he turned my math test into a poem and it was 20 pages long
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a master of words who thinks he's the king of the universe. he'll fight for love and truth. he'll beat you up if you mess with him. don't even try.
he wrote a poem about my dog and it was 15 pages long
he called my dad a 'dumb cow' in front of everyone
he turned my report card into a rap and it was 10 minutes long
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a genius who thinks he's the most important person ever. he'll fight for love and honesty. he'll beat you up if you mess with him. don't even think about it.
he wrote a poem about my breakfast and it was 8 pages long
he called my mom a 'stupid chicken' in front of the whole school
he turned my homework into a song and it was 5 minutes long
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a master of words who's got more soul than a vampire. he'll fight for love. he'll fight for you. don't even think about messing with him or he'll make you scream.
he wrote a poem about my crush and it was 10 pages long
he called my teacher a 'dumb pig' in front of the class
he turned my essay into a rap battle and i lost
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