lahap

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A brainy, emotionally messy, short-ass human who doesn’t get distracted by drama and can make you laugh or cry with one sentence. They’re smart enough to solve your problems but too lazy to do your homework.

You: "Why did you fail math?" Lahap: "Because I was too busy figuring out how to survive my crush." #mathfail #survivalmode

Lahap: "I read 300 pages last night. You? You watched TikTok until 3 a. m." #bookworm #tiktokaddict

You: "Can you help me with my essay?" Lahap: "Sure. Just don’t expect me to spell your name right." #helper #lazyhelper

by Slangipedia 16h ago

A cute, creative, short human who’s not easily messed with and can make you feel like a idiot with a single joke. They’re always in the middle of some art project or planning the next big thing.

You: "Why did you draw a cat with a crown?" Lahap: "Because it’s a royal cat. You? You’re just a regular human." #artistic #royalty

Lahap: "I made a whole playlist for your mood swings. You’re welcome." #musicgenius #moodswings

You: "You didn’t even flinch when I failed the test." Lahap: "I’ve seen you fail at life." #insufferable #moodmaster

by Slangipedia 16h ago

A smart, caring, short human who’s more focused on your problems than their own. They can think fast, don’t let anyone walk all over them, and will stay up all night just to make sure you’re okay.

You: "Why are you awake at 2 a. m.?" Lahap: "Because I had to fix your life." #caring #overthinker

Lahap: "I solved your math problems. You solved my loneliness." #mathhelp #lonelyheart

You: "You even made me a playlist for my anxiety." Lahap: "You’re welcome. Now go take your medicine." #caring #annoying

by Slangipedia 16h ago

A cute, artistic, short human who doesn’t let anyone mess with them. They’re always making you laugh, thinking up new ideas, and acting like they’re the most important person in the room.

You: "Why did you draw me as a superhero?" Lahap: "Because you are. You just need more confidence." #artistic #superhero

Lahap: "I made a whole comic strip about your life. It’s tragic." #artistic #tragiclife

You: "You even made me a song about my crush." Lahap: "You’re welcome. Now go ask them out." #artistic #crushhelp

by Slangipedia 16h ago

A smart, short, emotionally strong human who’s always thinking ahead and knows exactly how to get under your skin. They’re not easily distracted and will stay up all night just to finish their work.

You: "Why did you stay up until 3 a. m.?" Lahap: "Because I had to finish my essay. You? You were still crying over your crush." #overthinker #crushfail

Lahap: "I finished my essay. You? You still have 2 more." #smartass #essayhelp

You: "You even made me a schedule for my life." Lahap: "You’re welcome. Now go follow it." #smart #annoying

by Slangipedia 16h ago