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A once-in-a-lifetime human. Quiet like a mouse on painkillers. But don’t let that fool you, they’ll care about your feelings more than your mom does. They work like a dog, but they also know how to laugh at your dumb jokes.
He didn’t say a word all day, but he still brought me soup when I got sick.
She fixed my broken bike without asking for anything in return.
He laughed so hard at my bad pun that he cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human who’s so good at everything they try, it’s almost annoying. They’re friendly, funny, and will make your life easier, unless you’re their enemy, then they’ll make your life a nightmare.
He ran a marathon in his pajamas and still beat me in a race.
She made me laugh so much I peed my pants.
He was nice to my friend but called me a ‘disgrace to humanity.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human who’s so caring, they’ll give you their last sandwich, but only after they yell at you for being a ‘disaster.’ They’re hardworking, social, and will make you feel like family, or like a total idiot.
She gave me her lunch, then called me a ‘total mess.’
He worked all night and still had time to hang out with me.
He brought my friend and me pizza and then said I was ‘the worst.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who’s like a superhero, but instead of a cape, they have a sense of humor. They’re kind, but they’ll still roast you until you’re red in the face.
He made a joke so good, I laughed until I cried.
She was kind enough to help me with my homework, but called me a ‘disaster.’
He turned my boring day into a comedy show.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who’s so unique, they’re like a one-of-a-kind donut, but with more personality. They work like a champ, hang out with everyone, and make your life better, unless you’re a total loser.
He worked all day and still had time to hang out with me.
She was so friendly, she made my mom jealous.
He called me a ‘total disaster’ but still helped me with my homework.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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