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A Lahan is a man who looks like a god and acts like a man. He doesn’t lie and will curse you out if you mess with him. You need him in your life or you’re doomed.
My Lahan told me I looked like a raccoon in a trash can. I believe him.
My Lahan cursed my ex out so hard, he got banned from the internet.
My Lahan showed up at my job and told my boss I was better than him. My boss believed him.