Lahan

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A Lahan is a man who looks like a god and acts like a man. He doesn’t lie and will curse you out if you mess with him. You need him in your life or you’re doomed.
My Lahan told me I looked like a raccoon in a trash can. I believe him.
My Lahan cursed my ex out so hard, he got banned from the internet.
My Lahan showed up at my job and told my boss I was better than him. My boss believed him.
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A Lahan is a man who doesn’t waste time with nonsense. He’s hot, he’s loyal, and he’ll tell you exactly what he thinks. You don’t want to be his enemy.
My Lahan told my crush she was ugly. She cried. I laughed.
My Lahan showed up at my party and told my dad he was a failure. He got drunk.
My Lahan told my mom I was the best. She cried. I got weird.
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A Lahan is a man who looks like a king and acts like a beast. He doesn’t lie and will fight for you. You should be glad he’s your friend.
My Lahan fought my bully in the hallway. He got suspended. I got respect.
My Lahan told my teacher I was the best. She gave me an A.
My Lahan showed up at my job and told my boss I was better than him. My boss believed him.
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