Laham

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Laham is a stupid Ethiopian game where women try to hold an ice cube in their mouth like they’re some kind of ice cube champion. If you win, you get to marry the tribal leader, which is basically the worst fate ever.
My cousin tried Laham and melted the ice cube so fast, it looked like she was spitting out a glacier.
At the tournament, one girl kept screaming like she was being tortured.
The winner got to marry the tribal leader, and he was the most ugly guy in the whole village.
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Laham means ‘bread’ in Lebanese, but it’s also a last name that’s been passed down like a curse. The city Beit Laham was basically named after a family that probably made the worst bread ever.
My uncle is named Laham, and he can’t even make toast without burning it.
Beit Laham is just a fancy way of saying ‘the house of the worst baker.’
Everyone in the family is named Laham, and it’s like they’re all related to the bread gods.
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Laham is a fat neek in Somali. It’s like being a chunky kid who eats a whole pizza by themselves and then cries when they can’t fit into their pants anymore.
My friend Laham ate three burgers and cried because his pants were too tight.
At school, Laham got called a fat neek and threw a juice box at the teacher.
Laham’s mom told him to stop eating like a horse or he’d never fit in his pants again.
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