laha'd

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Being so drunk you can’t tell your face from a raccoon, you hit on every fat girl in sight, and you scream so loud the neighbors call the cops.
I just saw laha'd at the bar. He was yelling at a pizza and flirting with the bartender’s aunt.
My friend went laha'd and tried to propose to the waitress. She laughed and gave him a free soda.
At the party, laha'd climbed on the table and started karaoke. It was like a horror movie.
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When you’re so wasted you think you’re a superhero, you stalk fat girls like they’re your archenemy, and you talk so loud it feels like a thunderstorm.
My cousin went laha'd and tried to fight a streetlight. He lost.
At the club, laha'd started dancing with a guy who was wearing a hat. He didn’t care.
Laha'd showed up at my house wearing a chicken costume and screamed my name like it was a war cry.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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You’re so smashed you think you’re famous, you hit on every ugly girl like they owe you money, and you talk so loud you could wake the dead.
Laha'd showed up at my birthday wearing a crown and tried to tell me he was king of the universe.
My brother went laha'd and started arguing with a robot at the mall. The robot won.
Laha'd tried to serenade a vending machine. It just gave him a bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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You’re so drunk you can’t walk straight, you flirt with every fat girl like they’re your new best friend, and you yell so much it’s like you’re at a rock concert.
Laha'd tried to do a magic trick and accidentally set the couch on fire. It was glorious.
At the park, laha'd tried to ride a bicycle but fell into a pond. He didn’t care.
My friend went laha'd and tried to sing opera. It was like a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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You’re so wasted you think you’re a wizard, you chase every ugly girl like they’re your new sidekick, and you talk so loud it sounds like a jet engine.
Laha'd showed up at the gym and started doing push-ups with a donut in his mouth. It was insane.
My neighbor went laha'd and tried to talk to a dog. The dog ignored him.
Laha'd tried to write a poem on the sidewalk with chalk. It was full of swear words.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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