lahache

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A fancy word for a big wooden club you swing at people’s heads. Also a name you’d wish you had instead of yours.

I’m gonna give you a lahache to the face if you don’t shut up.

My cousin’s name is Lahache and he’s the worst.

That guy’s got a lahache and he’s using it on me like I’m a meat bag.

French for ‘the axe’, like the thing you use to chop people’s heads off. Also a last name that makes you feel like you’re related to a meat locker.

My uncle Lahache came to visit and he brought his axe with him.

I think Lahache is my great-great-grandpa’s name. He was a meathead.

Don’t call me Lahache, I’m not a meat sack.

It’s like the word for a big wooden bat. Also a last name you get if your grandpa was a lumberjack and your grandma was a pig.

Lahache is my last name and I’m not proud of it.

That Lahache guy hit me with his axe like I was a tomato.

I’m not a Lahache, I’m a person, not a chopped-up chicken.