lah

A stupid little word that Asians add to the end of everything they say, like they think they're special. It's used so much that even your grandma yells 'lah' when she drops her phone.

A dumb suffix that Malaysians slap on the end of sentences because they can't talk properly. It's like the English language got hit by a truck and this was the result.

A useless addition to words that makes everything sound like it's from a bad movie. People use it so much that they start talking like robots.

The stuff that makes you feel like a god for an hour, then like a worm for the rest of your life. It’s also called weed, grass, and the reason your parents are mad at you.

The green stuff that makes you laugh, cry, and forget your own name. People call it weed, pot, and the reason your teacher hates you.

An insult that means something is so lame, it’s like it was made by a toddler with a broken crayon. You say it when you’re too lazy to think of anything better.

A beautiful person who is either a god or a total dork. Sometimes they're both. Either way, they're fun to talk to and probably know your secrets.