Lagzma

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Means everything and anything you can think of, even if it doesn't make sense
Lagzma is the reason my math test was wrong and my pizza was cold.
Lagzma is why my dog ate my homework and my mom yelled at me.
Lagzma is the thing that made my teacher cry and my principal call my dad.
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A gross unknown goo that might be on your skin or in your brain or your breakfast
I think I got Lagzma from my brother's socks. It's on my face.
My dog licked the floor and now he has Lagzma. He's drooling everywhere.
My mom says I have Lagzma because I forgot to do my chores.
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