lagzagna

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1
a meaty mess of a pussy that can take a punch and still ask for seconds.
My ex is a lagzagna. She got hit by a car and still came back for more.
That girl is a lagzagna. I knocked her down twice and she just smiled.
He’s a lagzagna. I beat him with a broom and he still wanted more.
2
a pussy so thick you could live in it and still need a snack.
My aunt is a lagzagna. She took a licking and still asked for a burger.
That guy is a lagzagna. I gave him a beating and he still wanted seconds.
My cousin is a lagzagna. I hit him with a hammer and he just laughed.
3
a pussy with so much meat, it could feed a whole football team and still beg for more.
That guy is a lagzagna. I beat him with a mop and he still asked for more.
My neighbor is a lagzagna. I gave him a punch and he came back for a sandwich.
That girl is a lagzagna. I hit her with a bag of chips and she still wanted another.
4
a pussy that’s got more meat than a buffet and still asks for the dessert.
He’s a lagzagna. I gave him a beating and he still wanted a snack.
My brother is a lagzagna. I hit him with a stick and he just kept coming.
That girl is a lagzagna. I gave her a punch and she still asked for more.
5
a pussy so meaty, you could beat it with a pillow and it would still ask for a drink.
My mom is a lagzagna. I hit her with a pillow and she still wanted coffee.
That guy is a lagzagna. I gave him a beating and he asked for a soda.
My friend is a lagzagna. I hit him with a bag and he still wanted more.
6
a pussy that’s got so much meat, it could take a beating and still want a sandwich.
That guy is a lagzagna. I beat him with a mop and he asked for a burger.
My cousin is a lagzagna. I gave him a punch and he still wanted more.
He’s a lagzagna. I beat him with a broom and he still wanted a sandwich.
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