Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a lagger who uses their lag like a weapon and laughs in your face while they do it.

I died 3 times but still won because my lag was a shield.

My lag was so bad I got a medal for it.

I turned my lag into a trap and you fell for it.

2

a lagger who turns their lag into a sport and you’re the audience.

My lag was so good I got a standing ovation.

I used lag to hide my bad play and you didn’t even notice.

I was lagging so much I got a sponsorship.

3

a lagger who uses their lag like it’s a magic spell and you’re just the sidekick.

My lag made me look like a wizard.

I turned my lag into a time machine and you were stuck in the past.

I used lag to teleport to victory.

4

a lagger who uses lag like it’s a personal attack and you’re the target.

My lag was so bad it felt like you were attacking me.

I used lag to hit you with a surprise attack.

You thought you were winning, but my lag had other plans.

5

a lagger who turns their lag into a lifestyle and you’re just the background noise.

I live for lag and you’re just my audience.

My lag is my hobby and you’re just the bonus.

I don’t play to win, I play to lag.

6

a lagger who uses lag like it’s a religion and you’re the disciple.

I pray to lag every day and you’re my follower.

My lag is my god and you’re just the offering.

I fast for lag and you’re just the snack.