Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your lag is so bad it makes you look like a god in the game.

My lag made me look like I was playing with a team of ghosts.

He got destroyed because his connection was worse than my grandma's phone.

I killed five enemies before they even knew I was there.

2

The power you get when your internet is so slow it turns your enemy into a doofus.

My lag made my opponent scream like a baby.

He thought he was winning until my lag hit him like a brick.

I was playing like a pro while he was stuck in the 90s.

3

When your lag is so bad it makes you the hero of the match.

My lag made me look like I was fighting a whole army.

He was confused because my lag made me appear out of nowhere.

I won the match while he was still loading the first level.

4

The gift of being so lagged you become unstoppable.

My lag made me the king of the game.

He thought he was attacking me until my lag made me appear behind him.

I was so lagged I killed him before he could blink.

5

When your lag is so strong it turns your enemy into a confused mess.

My lag made him look like he had no idea what was happening.

He was screaming because my lag was making him lose.

I was laughing because my lag made him look like a fool.

6

When your lag is so bad it feels like you're playing against a bunch of losers.

My lag made me feel like I was playing against a team of amateurs.

He was so confused he thought I was cheating.

I was killing him while he was still loading the map.