lagunitas

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The most glorious and goddamn tasty beer. West Coast’s finest. You’re welcome, you ugly piece of trash.
I drank Lagunitas and my ex came back to me.
That beer is like a vacation for my brain.
I’d rather die than drink a cheap beer again.
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You get a nice buzz for not much money. This beer is like a slap to your face and you love it.
I drank Lagunitas and my boss didn’t notice I was drunk.
This beer is like my ex, it hits hard and I can’t stop coming back.
I bought this for $5 and felt like a king.
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La gunita, La goonita, A woman who can’t keep her hands out of her pants and probably smells like pizza.
My sister is a La gunita and she eats pizza with her hands.
That girl is a La goonita, I’ve seen her do things I shouldn’t have.
She’s a La gunita and I’m still confused.
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