Laguner

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You didn't even know my last name existed. You probably think it's a brand of cereal.

DM: 'I had no idea you were a Laguna. I thought you were a cereal guy.'

Tweet: 'Why didn't my dictionary have Laguna? Is that even a word?'

Text: 'You failed me in Spanish. Big time.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A random thing that comes out of a Laguna's mouth. It sounds like blurt but with more blerps.

Tweet: 'He said 'blurp' in the middle of a meeting. I died.'

Text: 'What the hell is a blurp?'

DM: 'Your random blurp made me laugh so hard I cried.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A magical creature from Poland that looks like a croissant but eats your soul. They're rare and probably don't like you.

Tweet: 'I saw a Laguner in Krakow. It ate my soul. I'm still hungry.'

Text: 'Don't go to Poland. They'll eat your soul.'

DM: 'I think I saw a Laguner. It looked like a croissant but it was evil.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who lives in the Laguna family. They might be a customer, a friend, or someone who works there. They're cool, love skin care, and smell like a perfume store.

Tweet: 'My coworker is a Laguner. She smells like a perfume store. I'm jealous.'

Text: 'I'm a Laguner now. I love skin care. I'm also very cool.'

DM: 'You're a Laguner. That means you're cool and you love perfumes.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago