Lagunatic

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A Laguna Beach person who thinks they’re the most perfect human ever, and they spend all day slathering themselves in sunscreen and fighting over kelp like it’s a war.
My neighbor tried to sue the ocean for making the kelp grow too close to my beach.
I saw a Lagunatic wearing a hat that said 'I own the sand.'
They tried to ban flip-flops because they ‘ruin the vibe’ of the beach.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Lagunatic is someone who thinks they’re the most important person in Southern California and wants you to follow their rules, even if they’re stupid.
They made a rule that you can’t bring a sandwich to the beach unless it’s gluten-free.
A Lagunatic tried to get the city to tax the waves for being too loud.
They’re trying to make everyone wear matching socks to the beach.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laguniacs are the people who think they know everything, and they want you to follow their dumb rules just so they can feel special.
They tried to charge me $10 to park my car on the beach.
A Lagunatic told me I was ‘disrupting the harmony of the sand’ because I wore jeans.
They want to replace the kelp with fake grass because ‘it’s more elegant.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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