Lagunatard

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A smug, clueless person who thinks they’re the center of the universe because they’ve never left Laguna Beach and would cry if a taco didn’t come with a side of drama!

Why would anyone live anywhere else? It’s not like the rest of the world has WiFi or anything.

I got a B+ on my math test. That’s a disgrace. I’m filing a complaint.

You didn’t invite me to the party? I’m leaving the planet.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A self-absorbed, brain-dead person who thinks they’re special just because they’ve never seen a real job and would rather argue about who has the best tan.

I got a ticket for parking in front of the mall. That’s not a ticket, it’s a compliment.

Why is the sky blue? I’m going to text my mom about it.

You didn’t like my hair today? I’m going to cancel the entire year.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A loud, rude, lazy person who thinks they’re better than everyone else because they’ve never had to leave the beach and would rather yell at you than do their own work.

I didn’t do my homework. I’m filing a lawsuit.

You didn’t like my outfit? I’m declaring war.

Why is the coffee cold? I’m going to send a letter to the coffee gods.

by Slangipedia 9d ago