Laguna de Bay

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A smelly hole in the Philippines where people go to look stupid and get lost

My cousin got lost in Laguna de Bay and came back with a fish for lunch.

I tried to swim in Laguna de Bay and it felt like swimming in a toilet.

My teacher said Laguna de Bay is where all the bad students go to die.

A big pond in the Philippines where people go to forget their lives and remember their stupidity

I went to Laguna de Bay and forgot my phone. Now it’s in the water forever.

My dog ran into Laguna de Bay and came out looking like a soggy taco.

My friend said Laguna de Bay is where dreams go to die.

A giant lake in the Philippines where people go to waste their time and get eaten by fish

I tried to picnic in Laguna de Bay and got eaten by a fish. It was a horror movie moment.

My mom said Laguna de Bay is where all the lazy people go to sleep forever.

My teacher said if you go to Laguna de Bay, you might never come back.