Laguna Betch

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When someone acts like a brain-dead fish from Laguna Beach who thinks they're a queen but is just a basic bitch.

'You call that a tan? I got sunburned in a toaster.'

'I don't need a filter, I'm already perfect.'

'I only eat avocado toast because it's 'healthy' and 'trendy'.'

A person who thinks they're a beach goddess but can't even spell 'sunscreen' and still gets a nose full of zits.

'I don't need a gym, I walk to the coffee shop.'

'My face is flawless, I only wear makeup on weekends.'

'I got a tan but my legs still look like they're made of bricks.'

A brainless, salty, sunburned version of a beach girl who thinks they're the main character of a reality show but no one watches it.

'I got a nose job but I still look like a potato.'

'I'm not basic, I'm just... chill.'

'I only post selfies on Monday because that's my 'self-care day.'

A human who thinks they're a supermodel but only knows how to take 10 pictures of themselves and still can't pick a filter.

'I don't need a filter, I'm already a filter.'

'I got a Botox shot but my forehead still looks like a raccoon.'

'I only post on Instagram because I'm 'influential' and 'important.'

A person who thinks they're a beach goddess but their skin looks like it's been through a war and still wears a helmet.

'I only tan on weekends because that's my 'self-care day.'

'I got a spray tan but it looks like a raccoon ran over me.'

'I don't need a gym, I just walk to the beach and back.'

A person who thinks they're a beach goddess but their skin looks like it's been through a war and still wears a helmet.

'I only tan on weekends because that's my 'self-care day.'

'I got a spray tan but it looks like a raccoon ran over me.'

'I don't need a gym, I just walk to the beach and back.'