laguardia highschool

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The fancy arts school in NYC where celebrities go to show off and future stars get crushed by drama and bad hair.

My cousin got in and now she’s too busy with Instagram to breathe.

I asked my teacher if I could transfer and he said, 'You’re not even good enough to be my backup plan.'

They make you sing in front of the whole school. I cried. I literally cried.

A school where you either become a star or end up in a mental institution. No middle ground.

My sister went there and now she thinks she’s a goddess. She won’t shut up about it.

I tried to be a dancer. Now I’m stuck in a ballet class with people who can actually do splits.

I got kicked out for eating pizza during a math test. It was unfair.

A school so elite it’s like a royalty academy for arts kids. You either fit in or you get roasted.

My friend got roasted for her bad singing. It was brutal. I almost peed myself.

I tried to join the theater club, and they made me do a monologue about my dog. It was embarrassing.

They make you wear uniforms. I looked like a walking fashion disaster.