Laguardia Arts

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A fancy school where kids waste their time pretending to be famous instead of doing real work.
My cousin got in just so he could look cool at lunch.
I got rejected because I didn’t know how to fake a drama cry.
My friend tried to get in just to dance in the hallway.
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Where students sing, dance, and act like they’re in a movie, even though they’re not.
I tried out and cried because my voice was terrible.
They made me act like I was in a musical, but I was just tired.
My brother got in just to avoid math.
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A school that takes up your whole life with art, music, and drama.
I got in because I can play the piano and look cool.
They made me dance even though I hate it.
I skipped lunch just to practice my lines.
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A place where students scream, cry, and shout like they’re in a musical.
I got in because I could sing and curse at the same time.
They made me act like I was famous even though I wasn’t.
I failed my math test just to practice my lines.
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A school that makes you look like a fool just to be cool.
I got in because I could dance and look stupid at the same time.
They made me sing even though I hate it.
I failed chemistry just to act like I was in a musical.
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