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the most famous arts school in NYC that’s basically a pressure cooker for kids who think they’re gonna be famous one day. they’re all so stressed they’re probably gonna die before they graduate.
my cousin got into laguardia and now he’s crying every night
i tried to get in and i failed because i don’t know what a pressure cooker is
my little brother got in and he’s already smoking
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a school full of artsy kids, dance girls, and people who wear either tote bags or backpacks. it’s super famous, and if you audition for 2984 hours, you might get in.
my friend audited for 2984 hours and got in
i tried to audition and i couldn’t even sing
nicki minaj went there and she’s still a fan
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a school where people take art, dance, drama, and all that jazz. it’s not just for gay kids and crack heads. it’s also where the movie FAME was made.
i took drama and now i know how to act
my brother took art and now he’s famous
they made a movie about this school and it was cool
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a third world country that’s right next to queens. it’s so bad it’s like a whole other planet.
i live in laguardia and it’s like living in a third world country
my friend said laguardia is worse than quebec
laguardia is the worst place on earth
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the 30-minute nap you take after writing a laguardia research paper that’s so long you might as well be dead.
i took a 30 minute nap after writing my laguardia paper
my friend napped for 30 minutes and then cried
i took a nap and it was the best thing i’ve ever done
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the best performing arts school in new york with famous people like nicki minaj and al pacino. you’re probably gonna be famous one day if you go there.
nicki minaj went there and now she’s famous
i want to go to laguardia and be famous
al pacino went there and he’s still famous
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