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When you’re playing a cool fps online and the lag is so bad it feels like your character is getting thrown around by a drunk kid with a joystick.
I was trying to shoot the enemy, and my character jumped into a wall like it was a surprise party.
I got killed by a guy who was 10 feet away, and I didn’t even flinch.
My friend said I was teleporting like a wizard who lost his wand.
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You’re in the middle of a sweet fps battle and the lag is so bad it makes you look like a clumsy toddler who just learned how to walk.
I tried to run away from the enemy, and I just blinked to the other side of the map.
I shot my friend by accident because my character turned around like it was confused.
I got stuck in a wall like it was my new best friend.
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When you're in the middle of a cool fps match and the lag is so bad it makes you look like you're being controlled by a squirrel with a joystick.
I tried to hide behind a wall, and my character just floated through it like it was a ghost.
I got killed by a guy who was on the other side of the map, and I didn’t even see him.
I was trying to aim, and my character was doing the moonwalk like it was a dance-off.
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You're in the middle of a sweet fps battle and the lag is so bad it feels like you're playing with a broken controller and a grumpy kid.
I was trying to shoot, and my character just ran in circles like it was lost.
I got killed by a guy who was right behind me, and I didn’t even know he was there.
I was trying to jump, and my character just fell through the floor like it was a trapdoor.
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When you're playing a cool fps online and the lag is so bad it feels like you're in a fight with a bunch of ghosts who don't know how to move.
I was trying to fight the enemy, and my character just stood there like it was on vacation.
I shot my friend by mistake because my character turned around like it was confused.
I was trying to run, and my character just blinked to the other side of the map.
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You're in the middle of a cool fps battle and the lag is so bad it feels like you're playing with a broken controller and a drunk kid.
I was trying to shoot, and my character just ran in circles like it was lost.
I got killed by a guy who was right behind me, and I didn’t even know he was there.
I was trying to jump, and my character just fell through the floor like it was a trapdoor.
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