Lagtagged

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A player whose connection is so bad it feels like the game is trying to personally insult them every time they play.

'I was playing my best hand and then my connection decided to take a 10-minute nap.'

'This guy’s connection is worse than my ex’s dating life.'

'I thought I was going to win, but my connection said otherwise.'

A poker player who’s like a wild animal in a fancy suit, they bet like they're drunk on courage, but they're really just very smart.

'He raised with a 7 and a 2, but I know he’s got a plan.'

'That guy plays like he’s got a secret weapon, but he just knows when to strike.'

'He acts like he’s playing every hand like it’s a final showdown.'