Lagstronaut

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A gamer with a lag so bad it’s like they’re playing from the moon while high on moon rocks and bad decisions.

My friend got kicked out of the game because his lag was so bad, the other players thought he was a ghost.

I tried to team up with a lagstronaut, and by the time he joined, the battle was already over.

He said he was going to quit the game, but his lag just got worse, so he stayed.

A person who plays online games so slowly, it’s like they’re using a dial-up connection from the 90s and a donkey.

I asked him why he was lagging, and he said, 'I don’t know, my donkey’s tired.'

He took 10 minutes to move his character, and I had to fight a dragon by myself.

He tried to shoot me, but his lag made it look like he was throwing a tantrum.

A player so bad at online gaming, their lag is so high it makes the game feel like it’s being played through a porta potty.

He took so long to attack, I had to take a break and eat a sandwich.

He said he was going to win the game, but by the time he moved, the battle was already lost.

His lag was so bad, the enemy thought he was a ghost with a bad attitude.