Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What Hannah said when I told her I loved her and she thought I was being a total idiot

Love you? I thought you were gonna propose or something

You said love you like it was some kind of homework

I was waiting for a ring and you said love you? What even is that?

2

Hannah’s way of telling me she didn’t get what I was saying and was too lazy to ask

Love you? That’s not a real thing

I thought you were gonna say something cool

You said love you and I was like, what? Is that all?

3

Hannah’s reaction when I tried to be romantic and she just wanted to eat pizza

Love you? I was about to say I hate you

You said love you and I was like, why not just say I hate you

I was waiting for a big speech and got love you instead

4

What Hannah said when I said love you and she was too tired to be dramatic

Love you? That’s not even a real phrase

I just said that because I didn’t know what else to say

You said love you and I was like, whatever

5

Hannah’s way of telling me she didn’t think I was serious and she didn’t care

Love you? I was like, you’re not even trying

You said love you and I was like, that’s it?

I was expecting a big deal and got love you instead

6

What Hannah said when I said love you and she was too busy to think about it

Love you? I was like, is that all you got?

You said love you and I was like, I was expecting more

That’s not even a real thing to say