Lagravated

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A laggish bastard who got even more annoyed because of it. He’s a bearded meathead with a skank of a girlfriend who’s loud, orange, and has a giant best friend who’s also a midge. He’s a total lowlife and does stupid perks just to be cool.
Lagrav just walked into the store and yelled at the clerk for not knowing who he was.
He texted his ex: 'You were cool, but I left for cooler ones.'
He tried to do a perk and fell flat on his face.
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A lag-related pain in the ass who has a face full of hair and a girlfriend who pulls it when they’re getting busy. He used to be friends with people, but now he’s a total nobody who only hangs out with cool people.
Lagrav messaged me: 'I’m cool now. You’re not.'
He tried to do a perk and it backfired big time.
He told his girlfriend to pull his beard during sex.
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A lagged-up piece of trash who has a ton of facial hair and a slutty girlfriend who loves tugging on it. He used to be friends with people, but now he’s a lowlife who does dumb perks and will come out gay when he’s about 22 and a third.
Lagrav came out gay and started crying in the middle of a perk.
He texted me: 'I’m cooler now. You’re not.'
He did a perk and it failed, and he cried.
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