Lagranus

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A fancy way of saying your butt is leaking and itches like a million ants are biting your ass.

My cousin has Lagranus and it's like his butt is on fire and full of ants.

I can't sit down because of Lagranus. It's the worst.

My boss has Lagranus and it's making the whole office stink.

When your butt leaks and itches so bad you want to scream and throw your shoes.

I got Lagranus at work and I was like, 'I'm done with life.'

My dog got Lagranus and he's running in circles like a maniac.

My brother has Lagranus and it's making my mom cry.

A butt condition that makes your butt leak and itch like it's been tortured by a thousand monkeys.

My neighbor has Lagranus and it's like his whole house is leaking.

I got Lagranus on the bus and the whole bus smelled like wet socks.

My teacher has Lagranus and it's making me distracted in class.

When your butt is leaking and itching so much you think you're dying from the pain.

My cat has Lagranus and it's making my floor look like a toilet.

I got Lagranus during a Zoom call and my coworkers were grossed out.

My dad has Lagranus and it's making my dinner taste like poop.

A butt issue that makes your butt leak and itch like it's been kicked by a donkey.

My sister has Lagranus and it's making the whole house stink like a sewer.

I got Lagranus in the car and my friend was like, 'I'm never riding with you again.'

My uncle has Lagranus and it's making my mom cry every day.

When your butt is leaking and itching so bad you wish you had a butt vacuum to clean it up.

My brother has Lagranus and it's making the whole school stink.

I got Lagranus during a movie and I had to leave the theater.

My mom has Lagranus and it's making my dad smell like a dirty sock.