lagrandog

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lagrandog is when you're too lazy to walk your dog and it’s like you’re choosing between a nap and a life
I’m not walking my dog today. I’d rather die than walk.
Why is my dog staring at me like I owe him money? Lagrandog.
I skipped my walk with my dog because I was too busy eating pizza. Lagrandog.
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lagrandog is when you’re losing a game and it feels like your dog is judging you for being bad at video games
I lost the game again. My dog is giving me the worst look. Lagrandog.
I got killed in the game. My dog walked by and laughed at me. Lagrandog.
I was winning the game and then I lagrandogged it away.
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lagrandog is when you’re so lazy you’re not even walking your dog, you’re just sitting there like a piece of crap
I didn’t walk my dog. I just sat on the couch and stared at the ceiling. Lagrandog.
My dog is outside barking. I’m inside eating cereal. Lagrandog.
I told my dog I’d walk him, then I fell asleep. Lagrandog.
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lagrandog is when you’re behind in a game and your dog is sitting there like it knows you’re a failure
I’m losing the game and my dog is just watching me like I’m a mess. Lagrandog.
I got lagged in the game and my dog walked by and said ‘really?’ Lagrandog.
I’m lagrandogging my way through this game like it’s my full-time job.
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lagrandog is when your dog is waiting for you to walk, but you’re too lazy to move and you’re just a human mess
I told my dog I’d walk him, but I’m still on my phone. Lagrandog.
My dog is waiting outside like I’m a bad person. Lagrandog.
I’m so lazy I don’t even want to walk my dog. Lagrandog.
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lagrandog is when you’re behind in the game and you’re like ‘why is my dog watching me?’
I’m losing the game and my dog is looking at me like I’m a failure. Lagrandog.
I got lagged and my dog walked by and said ‘seriously?’ Lagrandog.
My dog is judging me for being a bad player. Lagrandog.
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