lagporn

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Lagporn is when your penis looks like a sausage that got run over by a truck
My man tried to take off his pants and it looked like a disaster zone
She said it was like a hot dog that got stepped on by a elephant
He texted me a photo and I nearly threw up in my cereal
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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Lagporn is when your dick is so wobbly it looks like it's about to cry
He said his penis was shaking like a leaf in a hurricane
She texted me a video and it looked like it was having a tantrum
He said it moved like a jellyfish in a blender
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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Lagporn is when your penis looks like it got hit by a brick and forgot how to stand
He said his penis was bent like a pretzel after a fight
She said it looked like a broken ruler
He posted a selfie and it looked like it was in jail
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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