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a smug greek kid who thinks he's the last dinosaur and lives in a jungle with monkeys and thinks he's cooler than everyone else.
Lagosaurus just told me he's the only real dinosaur left. I told him I'm a T-Rex and he called me a "meathead."
He texts me every day saying, "You're not even real, bro. I'm the last one."
He tried to take over my jungle and now he's stuck fighting a bunch of baboons.