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a person who gets a hard-on for hares and would punch a bear to save one
I saw a hare and my pants got a second thought.
My dog chased a hare and I chased my dog. Both lost.
I would die for a hare. I'd probably die in a ditch.
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someone who would rather eat a rabbit than their ex
I dated a girl who hated hares. I broke up with her.
That hare was better than my last job.
If I had to choose between a hare and my mom, I'd pick the hare.
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a person who would fight you for the right to stare at a hare
I fought a guy over a hare. He lost. I won. Both were stupid.
I saw a hare and ignored my boss. Big mistake.
I went to jail for a hare. Worth it.