Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So quiet you could hear your own brain fart

The lagoon was so calm, I heard my own thoughts screaming in silence.

This place was so lagoonish, I could hear my dad’s bad jokes.

The lake was so quiet, I thought my phone was broken.

2

Like the universe took a nap and forgot to wake up

This lake was so lagoonish, I thought the sun had died.

The lagoon was so calm, I could hear my mom’s voice from another state.

This place was so quiet, I thought my dog had turned into a statue.

3

So still you could probably draw on it with a crayon

That lake was so lagoonish, I drew a mustache on it and it stayed there.

The water was so still, I could’ve written my name on it.

This lagoon was so calm, I could’ve used it as a whiteboard.

4

So quiet it would make a ghost blush

This place was so lagoonish, even the ghosts were taking a break.

The lake was so calm, I could hear my ghost uncle whispering.

This lagoon was so quiet, it made my ghost friend say, 'I’m gonna take a nap.'

5

Like the world held its breath and didn’t remember to breathe

This lagoon was so lagoonish, I could’ve sneezed and it would’ve been a concert.

The lake was so still, I thought the world had forgotten how to move.

This place was so calm, I could’ve fallen asleep and no one would’ve noticed.