Lagoona Vagina

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A lady’s version of swamp nuts when her snatch is dripping like a broken faucet and it smells like a dead raccoon in a sock.

My cousin’s lagoon vagina was so bad, I had to leave the room and eat a whole bag of chips.

She said she was going to the gym, but I saw her lagoon vagina from across the parking lot.

He asked her out, and she just said, 'I have lagoon vagina today, thanks.'

When a girl’s crotch is so sweaty and smelly, it looks like a swamp and smells like a dead animal that died in a swamp.

Her lagoon vagina was so strong, it made the whole bus smell like a garbage can in July.

She was wearing a dress, but her lagoon vagina was leaking through the fabric like it was made of cheese.

He passed out during the presentation because of her lagoon vagina.

The female version of swamp nuts, except it’s like her snatch is sweating so much, it’s like a hot dog stand in a sauna.

Her lagoon vagina was so bad, the teacher had to send her to the nurse and brought out the mop.

He said he’d date her, but then he saw her lagoon vagina and ran away screaming.

She came in the room and the whole class started coughing because of her lagoon vagina.