Lagoon Monster

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A big ol' prank to scare the hell out of kids, especially when they're splashing around in the water like idiots

I saw my cousin scream like a banshee when the Lagoon Monster jumped out of the pool

My sister peed her pants because she thought the Lagoon Monster was real

The teacher used the Lagoon Monster to keep the class quiet during recess

A person so ugly and gross they make your lunch look good

My neighbor is the Lagoon Monster, his face is like a used sock

That guy at the bus stop smells like old shoes and regret

My mom said my brother was the Lagoon Monster after he ate the last slice of pizza

The biggest poop you've ever seen, stuck in the toilet like it's on vacation

My dad's poop was the Lagoon Monster, it took three flushes to get it out

The toilet looked like it had been hit by a truck after the Lagoon Monster came through

My sister's Lagoon Monster was so big, it blocked the drain and made the whole house smell like a landfill