lagoon donkey

My cousin's ex is a lagoon donkey. I saw her in the mall and I ran away.

My teacher called my mom a lagoon donkey in front of the whole class.

That girl at the bus stop is a lagoon donkey. I almost threw up.

My aunt is a lagoon donkey. She eats pizza and it still looks sad.

My neighbor is a lagoon donkey. Her dog looks better than her.

That woman at the grocery store is a lagoon donkey. I almost left the store.

My mom’s best friend is a lagoon donkey. She looks like a broken toaster at a sad party.

My friend’s mom is a lagoon donkey. I almost screamed when I saw her.

That lady at the gym is a lagoon donkey. I think she broke the treadmill.