Lagoon City, Ontario

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A cursed spot in Ontario called Little Venice. Only people who smell like fish and swear a lot can live there. The lake is angry and hates tourists.

I tried to sneak into Lagoon City. The lake threw a fish at me. I got cursed.

My cousin lives there. He says the lake talks to him. I don't believe him. He smells like a dead fish.

I saw a tourist get eaten by a giant fish. The lake laughed. I ran away.

Lagoon City is like a secret club for fish lovers. You have to know the password. The lake is a snob and only lets in the cool people.

My friend knew the password. He got in. I didn't. The lake said I was too loud.

I tried to join the club. The lake said I stank. I had pizza for breakfast.

My uncle is in Lagoon City. He says the lake is the boss. I think he's lying.

Lagoon City is a fancy place for people who like to fish and swear a lot. The lake is like a queen. She doesn’t like anyone who’s not cool.

The lake kicked me out. I didn’t bring a fish. I got yelled at.

My brother got into Lagoon City. He said the lake liked his hat. I think it was a lie.

I tried to impress the lake. I brought a fish. It didn’t work. The lake said I was too loud.