Lagoo

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A stupid person who acts like they’re the smartest in the room. Guyanese folks use it to call out people who think they’re fancy but are just full of hot air.
My cousin got called a Lagoo because he tried to explain quantum physics to a barmaid.
She said I was a Lagoo for thinking pizza was a meal, not a snack.
He’s a Lagoo for thinking he could beat me at chess with his eyes closed.
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A place where you can buy weed, but also where you might end up if you’re too high to tell your own name.
I went to Lagoo to buy some weed, but I came out with a headache and a new nickname.
My friend’s Lagoo is run by his ex who still thinks he’s cool.
I walked into Lagoo and walked out with a joint and a feeling of regret.
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A thick, cheesy mess that covers your plate like it’s trying to smother you. It’s the sauce you eat when you’re too tired to cook and too lazy to care.
That Lagoo was so good, I ate it with a spoon and a sense of pride.
My mom’s Lagoo is the reason I don’t need a shower after dinner.
I put Lagoo on my toast and now I think I’m a chef.
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