Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a monster that comes out when your mom yells at you for burning the toast

My brother is a lagonke. He burned the toast and then cried about it.

I saw a lagonke in the kitchen. It was my dad wearing a pot on his head.

Your reworded definition is a lagonke. It’s full of nonsense and bad grammar.

2

a creature that lives in your closet and eats your socks

I woke up to a lagonke eating my favorite socks. It was a nightmare.

My sister said the lagonke came out when I forgot to do my homework.

That lagonke is why my left sock is always missing.

3

a ghost that haunts your brain when you fail a test

I failed my math test. Now the lagonke is inside my head.

The lagonke haunted me for a week after I got a D.

That lagonke is why I can’t remember anything.

4

a beast that roams the school halls and eats your lunch

The lagonke ate my lunch. Now I have to eat a sandwich for lunch.

I saw the lagonke in the hallway. It was my friend with a giant sandwich.

That lagonke is why my lunch is always gone.

5

a demon that takes over your body when you say stupid things

I said something stupid. Now the lagonke is in my body.

The lagonke took over my brain during the meeting.

That lagonke is why I blurted out my secrets.

6

a monster that lives in your phone and makes you post nonsense

My phone is haunted by a lagonke. It makes me post weird stuff.

The lagonke took over my Instagram. Now I post cat videos all day.

That lagonke is why my posts are so dumb.